I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
