Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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