Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
thus making me awesome and them whores
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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