What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
We had to coat check the pizza.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Randomize
