I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
it's like iHOP with fire
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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