i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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