He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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