She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Randomize
