She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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