Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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