life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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