i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
A+ Viking dick
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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