Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Randomize