exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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