Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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