Plan B is the new Plan A
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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