Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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