We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Randomize
