I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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