WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
My ATM looks so different sober.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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