I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
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