In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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