then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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