she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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