PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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