Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Randomize
