i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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