I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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