I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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