definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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