Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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