my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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