So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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