So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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