so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
vagina is talking i cant
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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