I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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