It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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