Do vagina's smell?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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