I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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