sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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