you win again, gameday.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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