This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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