I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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