We should be called the Road Head Warriors
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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