No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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