i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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