You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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