this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
No I am not eating basil off your cock
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
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