these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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