Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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