i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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