I've blown a few things in my day
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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