And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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