the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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