I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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