I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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